Actually, Please DO Eat the Soap

I think sometimes people play this game, and see the intro, and think "Haha! what a silly tiny joke game" and then maybe they never actually allow Bob to eat the soap, and then they close the window and never actually get to play the game.

Not you though, discerning player. You'll keep going!

I made this game in 2009, added some content in 2013, and now, in 2022 I thought: "Why haven't I uploaded it to itch.io already? itch.io is a fun place!"

I also have a version which is completely translated into Chinese. If anybody wants that one, just ask, and I'll upload it also