Don't eat soap in your browser!

Dear friends, we are always looking for ways to push the envelope of NOT EATING SOAP technology. We are happy to announce that you can now REFRAIN from EATING SOAP right in the cozy comfort of your WEB BROWSER!

Don't hesitate to give it a try-- or rather DO HESITATE, to EAT SOAP!

Note that high scores are not saved and vanish when you close your browser tab. Take a screenshot if you get a really awesome one.